• boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
  • girlfriend: I know
  • boy wakes up and only mum is there
  • boy: where's my girlfriend
  • mum: who do you think gave you the penis
  • boy: what
  • Posted: Tuesday June 19th, 2012 at 5:12pm
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